Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

‘at the end of the song is two girls kissing. if two girls kissing offends you… then you need to grow up’
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful


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