white Americans being against immigration is still and always will be the greatest irony of all time
I got 99 problems and all of them are Luftballons.
Holy shit, Anthony Weiner actually said something important.
this will never not be funny
I am hip to all these things.
If you don’t like Monty Python you’re wrong
[panics but not in a disco sort of way]
A hydra is a snake right? So basically Nick fury is trying to get hydra off the helicarrier right? Does that mean he’s trying to get those motherfucking snakes off his motherfucking plane?
#I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE#THAT IT HAS BEEN NEARLY TWO MONTHS#AND THIS IS THE FIRST FUCKING TIME I’VE SEEN ANYONE MAKE THIS JOKE#FOR THE LOVE OF GOD#I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S BEEN TWO MONTHS AND *I* DIDN’T MAKE THIS JOKE#I’M DISAPPOINTED IN ALL OF US#cap 2 (x)