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Englebert Humperdink is older than 22 of the European nations competing tonight. Not the artists, the actual nations.

baker-cake:

did-you-kno:

Source

…Mike?

1) Replace Bavarian for Austrian

2) I am joining the club [cool] Tracht, feck yeah [/cool]

frikandelbroodjesviking:

Never will this not be funny :D

marliesminddump:

vvvivacious:

It’s a penguin. With a penguin backpack.

OH. MY. GAWD. I can’t even…OH. MY. GAWD.

rachaelmakesshirts:

allonsyallison:

audreylovesnutella:

justjasper:

#wait the fuck #is this joffrey? #no wonder he’s a dick #all the other kids thought he was lying about meeting batman

#batman winter is coming and it’s all your fault

#omg batman you had a chance to kill joffrey

#batman you could have had the iron throne #house wayne

thefrogman:

justnerdboyproblems:

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i-aint-bovvered:

theokatzman:

#that awkard moment where there’s better continuity across all of British television than Glee has with itself

tag to end all tags.

What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts

effyeahchampomix:

I mean,

Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.

They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.

They live right by the kitchen.

Their head of house teaches herbology.

“Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.

Slytherins obviously do cocaine.

#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE EGG IN A BATH WAS A LEGIT IDEA